It’s like the wine made a decision in my mouth to be ten times, fuck bubbles.
Samsung made all our shit
I take it in the mouth every once in a while
You have an alcohol permit? Like you can drink and drive, that’s the best permit
This is only like the 3rd time I’ve been really drunk in my house
-how long have you lived here?
Avoid all genitals. I can’t.
How many countries have you been to? France isn’t one.
I’d make a really good rich pimp
Be cool *humps a car*
We got the wii U up in a hoe
Girl I go as deep as I need
Where am I?
I get one straight shot at your nuts.
This slab of concrete is ordained by the city as “Dunkopolis”
Can I dunk off your motorcycle as you ride away?
Have you ever thought about why legs are weird? Like why? Other than to walk of course.