all I want is a horribly attractive woman to make love to while listening to Porter Robinson

Alexis Silva
“The Beauty Within”

An original poem for the NFL National Scholarship Contest

the only thing that enrages me more than bad parenting is the stigma that people have on criticizing bad parenting

“Don’t tell me how to raise my child!”

No, fuck you.  I will tell you how to raise your child if you’re going to end up killing them.  

If your kid is puking for 12 hours straight and you won’t take them to the hospital because you’re too lazy or you didn’t get them health insurance, then you should be thankful I’m only “telling you how to raise your child” instead of kicking the living shit out of you. 

If your kid gets in an accident and barely survives because their windshield caved in because you were too lazy or too cheap to get them good car insurance and get your vehicle checked frequently, then you better thank me for telling you how to raise your child instead of breaking glass over your head.

If your child only means something to you when they’re inexpensive - you were not, and are not, ready to be a fucking parent.

My graduation jam, rediscovered just in time for Connor’s graduation

Thems was good times after all

I don’t wanna lose you

but I don’t know how not to

noon:

i dont think you guys understand the level of pain

it ain’t right, it ain’t right, man

(via grahamdanceswithsweaters)

Life as a vegetarian.

The extra parts really are worth it.

headandstomachached:

What Would You Do?: A transgender woman is insulted by a man at a diner. This is a really great segment they did where a trans woman, played by a real trans woman, is insulted and ridiculed by a man (played by an actor, of course) while she serves him at a diner. You’d be surprised at how many people butted in to defend her.

Hey everyone,

BE THAT PERSON

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(via religionisbullshit)

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

(via whelpp)

(via virgin-s)

This song means so much.

(via mollymayhemmarie)

What I’m working on right now

paleyntology:

welcome to az.